Billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died in a way that no thinking person really believes was by his own hand. Who had Epstein killed and exactly why has his death spawned dozens of conspiracy theories?
Could the swirling miasma of all of those strange and confusing theories, really have been cooked up to raise a smokescreen for a truth that is even more bizarre. What if I told you that the whole thing could have been a hoax, and that body found dead in his cell on Saturday, August 10, wasn’t even Epstein’s at all?
Believe it or not, that is a question being raised by Rush Limbaugh among others. “I’m tending to think the guy’s not dead,” Limbaugh said on his Monday broadcast. “I’m tending to think they got him out of there.”
The public has been told that Epstein was found dead, the victim of an “apparent suicide,” and even though an autopsy has been performed, the New York City medical examiner’s office still “needed more information before determining the cause of death,” according to NBC News and other major news outlets.
Limbaugh continued, “If Epstein was gonna commit suicide, he had to have assistance. And just coincidentally, there weren’t any cameras in there. Aw, damn it. Amazing how that happens. But, folks, there were cameras on the doors. There are cameras in the hallways. There are cameras on the doors. There ought to be video of anybody who went in and out of there in the immediate period before and after Epstein supposedly committed suicide.”
Was Epstein’s “Suicide” Faked?
Limbaugh, and others think it is a real possibility that his death was faked, and Epstein himself was spirited away.
Farfetched? He certainly had the money, power and influence – and now the goods on some very powerful people — that could have allowed him and his “allies” to perpetrate such a scheme.
“It just so happens the guards were overworked and understaffed, they were on overtime. I mean, it was a perfect storm of everything that could have gone wrong. I’m tending to think the guy’s not dead,” said Limbaugh.
“I’m tending to think they got him out of there,” continued Limbaugh on his August 12 broadcast. “He’s on a different island now that he bought before all this happened. They’ve somehow transferred some of his wealth so he has somewhere to live. I mean, if we’re gonna create conspiracy theories, let’s have at it. Let’s just have at it. We’ve gotten to the point in American society where nobody trusts anything that the government says, except the left.”
Maybe there is something to Limbaugh’s theory. To support his seemingly wild accusations, there have been pictures of Epstein “before and after death” circulating around the Twittersphere that show marked discrepancies, as seen here.
A side-by-side comparison of a man said to be Jeffrey Epstein on the left, and a living Jeffrey Epstein on the right shows apparent differences in the shapes of his nose and ear. (via Twitter)
Of course, if you just died of asphyxiation by hanging, your face would liable to be distorted too, but is the idea that Epstein could have faked his own death, and been whisked away into some kind of “Deep State” witness protection, any more or less fantastic than the idea that he was whacked by the Clintons or Trump?
Maybe the body in the NY Medical Examiner’s office is not Epstein’s, and the real one is not enjoying freedom on a tropical island somewhere – but was actually abducted by aliens!
After all, we do know that he seemed to know a lot about anal probes.